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The Bird and The Bear (Single)

by Valensorow

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I am just a bear by a stream
Minding my own business finding fish to eat
I can swim and I can reach the nest
You can call me King of the Forest

The goopfish are jumping the breeze is alive
Just leaves in the wind and the buzz of a hive

GRR I’ve swatted a fish and I’ll eat his flesh
I chew on his head a few times just to make sure he’s fucking dead
But I look up to a dingbird acting like he owns the place
“You better get away bird or Im gonna eat your face”

The bird pecked the paw that was holding the fish and it
Fell back in the river which made me PISSED so I
Swiped at the bird and the bird pecked my eye
That’s it bird it’s time to die

You think I’m too big to climb a tree?
I will just use my paws and shimmy up to where your nesting
I think you’ve underestimated what I can do
Your strategy is futile and otiose

I reach the nest and what do I see?
Seven large dingbirds all staring right back at me
I fell down from the tree as they pecked at my eyes
So I growled with anger

It’s time for you all to die

The first swipe of my claw cut two birds in half
I crushed the third and fourth ones on the ground which made me laugh
So I snagged the fifth and sixth and they tried to fly away
I ate them little bird nuggets and went on my way

Hello little bird we meet again
Marinated in tears from me eating all your friends
You might have made a mark and got my eye
But now you’re all alone
It’s time to die

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released March 8, 2023

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Valensorow Santa Cruz, California

The songs of ancient warriors, hunters, and minstrels are all that is known of Clan Valensorow. Listen and hear the rich history of a time ruled by magic and war. Hail Neptus!

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